Random question

Eat your cat/dog, with whom you have lived for more than 10 years, or a random stranger’s newborn baby?

I’ll do what’s on this picture:

- both of them)

but seriously, I don’t know, it’s kind of a tough choice. Well, considering that we count ourselves among people and murder is supposedly a crime for us, we’ll have to choose the lesser of two evils. Sorry, Bruno, I’m being put in a bad position :(

Why are all your ideas so bloodthirsty? First, you want to saw off a pregnant woman’s leg, and then eat a baby?! You seem to be a talented girl—you do voice work for cartoons and study at an art school (your drawings are good). Why not channel your talents, so to speak, into peaceful pursuits? For example, write a children’s fairy tale or a cartoon script without any maiming? 😎

And I write! The local library has been collecting fairy tales for 4 years already, and in the summer they plan to print my author’s book, which anyone will be able to take there and read) I have there a fairy tale about the dinosaur Grigory, about a girl who turned into a fox, and the diary of a space traveler, and the adventures of the ant Kolya, and a fairy tale about a boy and kittens, and about a planet with smart dogs, and a fairy tale about the emergency services that I wrote for a competition... I’m really looking forward to summer; I so want to see the finished book! And there are a couple of fanfics too 

So let’s have them here, these fairy tales! 😍

No, that’s kinda cringe )

No, it's just Tiny Tina from Borderlands 

So, does anyone know a marinade for dogs?