Dreams from Camp, Day 3
Today I dreamed that I was a boy and I was 17. In this dream, I fell in love with some school janitor, proposed to her right there, and we got married immediately (a priest even ran into the school). So, after that, she installed cameras in the school bathrooms. A couple of days passed, and I was kidnapped from the school bathroom by some people and taken to China for a table tennis competition, where they traded me for drugs. There, I became a drug addict too, but my wife found me and took me back. Then we got a three-legged dog and started googling what it would do if it fell into water. One blogger said it would swim out on three legs, and another said it would just sink like a stone. We were offended by that second blogger and flew to Kazakhstan to scare him, but couldn’t find him, so we went back home and I woke up
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