Dreams from the camp day 5
Today I dreamed that I am an adult male maniac, but I was tired of killing and decided to replace myself with a doll. But it only works if you insert the brain of a five‑year‑old child into it. So I did exactly that. I caught some girl, took out her brain, and put it into the doll. It comes to life and says something like, “You monster. Human brains on the black market cost only $20.21; you didn’t have to kill that girl. By the way, her brain is very developed, like that of a 17‑year‑old.” I sent my son to apologize to that family, even gave him a bag of food to give them as a gift, but they beat him up. Later it turned out the girl didn’t die; she just can no longer develop, and mentally she will always be 17. So I felt sorry for her and went to give her brain back. They shouted at me again, saying that maniacs like me shouldn’t reproduce, but they took the brain back and put it into the girl, and they threw a quail egg at me, and I woke up
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