Here's Who Is to Blame for Everything

Scientists have identified an intriguing pattern: iPhone popularity correlates with a decline in birth rates. In regions where Apple smartphones have become widespread, the number of births has decreased. A particularly noticeable drop in birth rates is observed among young people: in the age group up to 19 years it was 8%, and among women up to 24 years — 6.6%.

Researchers believe that the iPhone has a significant impact on lifestyle. Young women are spending more and more time on their phones, preferring virtual communication over real relationships.

When you realize that “so that was allowed”: *insert what is not socially approved by the conservative majority* - they stopped practicing cannibalism and turned to self-cannibalism.