Naphthalene invented carsharing
Approximately $450 per month - and the car of your dreams is yours for a year.
Which exactly is the dream car?
Of course, Lada Vesta!
Unfortunately or fortunately, the list of annoyances for this undeniably advantageous offer is not limited to the sole offered model.
1. Limit of three drivers.
I don't understand how the car will determine who is behind the wheel.
By analogy with breathalyzers, will it require you to blow into a tube “or I won’t start”? DNA matches the one submitted when signing the rental agreement – we go, doesn’t match – the system calls the police?
That is, to avoid bio‑material detangling and false triggers, certain types of sex while driving the Vesta under subscription must be excluded, or what?
Some damn inconvenient questions.
2. Limit of 30 000 kilometers per year.
5 days a week, say, 25 km around the city (just to work and back) – that’s 5 × 52.5 × 50 = 13 125 km.
100 km to the mother‑in‑law’s village and back on weekends – another 52.5 × 200 = 10 500 km.
The remainder for other maneuvers like trips to shops, a vacation in the hinterland, a car wash, a free (lol) tire change and other very necessary errands – 6 375 kilometers per year.
That’s… somehow a bit.
Moreover, by my standards – I’m from Minsk and single.
For a more active driver from a larger city, the remainder will probably be near zero.
3. Rental is not leasing.
In a normal car dealership for a normal car you pay money – and eventually you take the car.
But a one‑year rental agreement will free the driver from the curse of owning a Lada Vesta… So here a minus against a plus, net zero.
4. A baseball bat is not included in the equipment.
Any driver (and a Lada Vesta driver in particular) is at least a little bit a baseball player.
I know for sure, when I worked in sports goods – bats were one of our best‑selling items. And a fairly large percentage of baseball players later went to the auto parts department (or came for a Wand of Baseball from there).
In short, in Soviet Russia marketing do you!!
And this is extremely regrettable.
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